After consuming what is probably more than the recommended amount of alcohol to start a podcast with and going on for far too long about how hot everyone on the island is, Kenmily mostly talks about Harry Potter.
To celebrate the Oceanic date of 8/15, Kenmily stops recording on their phones and gets a fancy new recorder so they can clearly talk all about whether or not Hurley is hoarding all the food.
Kenmily translates a French distress signal and finally finds their new best friend Vincent.
Kenmily understands how Jacob feels by experiencing the sociological joy of finally seeing their favorite survivors interacting.
Kenmily has a totally normal airline experience in that they spend far too much time in the airport before a flight. Then... the real fun begins.
Kenmily finds themselves in Sydney for lots of ridiculous reasons, but they really can't wait to fly back home.
Kenmily argues about name pronunciation while planning multiple trips to Australia.
After complaining about sitting through an episode with a flashback explaining tattoos, for some reason one half of Kenmily provides the "back"story for his or her own L O S T tattoo(s).
Kenmily cons their way into and out of marriage all in the course of one episode.
Emily finally replaces Kenn as the button-pusher/button-pusher-teller.
Kenmily spends an abnormal amount of time discussing the career of Željko Ivanek while impregnating a male field mouse.
Kenmily realizes that the longest con is actually the tour de stade of their podcast release schedule.
Kenmily's Dave's Not Here revelation paralyzes everybutty.
With a combined age of 57, Kenmily is stoked that Jacob has shown up and touched them metaphorically, but are starting to get pissed that it still hasn't happened literally.
Kenmily blacks out like a rat and leaves the maid a nice tip.
Kenmily gets kicked out of a monastery for debating the difference between mass murder and genocide.
Kenmily tries not to lose any arms while making friends with lots of troubled children.
Kenmily records an episode that at it's core is so bomb, it should be retitled "Jughead."
Kenmily regrets not studying nuclear physics in order to understand how the past and the future can exist together within the present.
Namaste! Kenmily gets recruited into the Dharma Initiative and ponders the possibility of killing baby Hitler.
Since Kenmily has stopped skipping through time, they decide to stop and smell the LaFleurs.
Like the births of John and Ben, some important information comes to Kenmily prematurely.
Kenmily feels Richard's pain as they try to figure out whether or not Jacob is more trustworthy than his brother.